A application

Name: Matty [do i need a second]
Gamer Name: ((((0)))) 'its kind of odd' [couldnt think of anything ]
Age: 16
Gender: Male [a man ]
Location: Manchester, England, UK
Mic: erm.... whats this
Tell us a joke: its kind of long but ok.

A mounted policeman stops at the lights and waits to cross the road. A little girl on a shinny pink bike rides next to him and stops also waiting to cross the road. The policeman looks down at the little girl and says,
'thats a nice new bike little girl, did Santa bring it for you?'
the little girl looks up at the policeman and says,'Yes i did thank you it's my christmas pressent.'
the policeman gives a slight nod and climbs down off his horse. he walks around the bike inspecting it then says to the girl,' well next time you get a bike from Santa tell him to put on a rear light' he says with a evil smile; rights out a ticket and hands it to the girl.
the little girl looks at it with descust, watchs the policeman get back on the horse and says to him,' thats a nice horse sir did santa give you it?'
'well you could say that' replise the policeman with a sarcastic laugh.
the girl gets up off her bike and inspects the horse. then see looks up at the policeman and says,' its a really nice horse but next time Santa brings you one tell him that the Dick is ment to go under the horse not ontop.

hope you liked it.

MSN: ill tell you when i get to know you
Steam:..:[((((0))))]:..
Xfire: dont use it anymore [i just cba with it]

Any other information: im quite a good shot on Css and will [hopefully] help you in destroying all the oppasition

thanks alot.

oh crap i forgot to add Jack Skellington sorry completly forgot

lol, you could have easily edited your post instead of making a new one, and :O how could you forget jack skellington

on steam add tink3rb3lla coz your addy not working

lmao... loved the joke dude! *Pinched*